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THE 24/38 rule ????

 Ever heard of the 24/38 rule? This is a rule you need to understand before you set foot on a golf course or even choose the clubs in your bag. In fact if you are NOT a single figure handicap golfer then read on carefully.

The top club fitters in the US use the 24/38 rule as a club-fitting guide. The rule states that any golfer with a double digit handicap doesn't possess the swing consistency to be able to strike with any accuracy a club which is either longer than 38" in length or lower than 24 degrees in loft. 


It used to be that this rule excluded the 3 Iron but the manufacturers have been working two ‘angles' to increase your distance (occasionally) – the shrinking loft and the lengthening shaft.
The loft of a 5 Iron is almost that of a 3 Iron 20 years ago AND the shaft on that 5 Iron has gained a whole inch during the same period and is now usually 38".


So go back to your bag and check the loft on the 3, 4 and 5 Iron. Any Iron that has a loft that is lower than 24° and a shaft beyond 38" needs to be tossed out.


And if you've replaced the Irons with Hybrids then check the length of those as well, because the manufacturers have quietly been increasing the length of those clubs.


By the way, the logic behind this rule isn't confined to just the average golfers. The best golf pros often shorten the length of their shafts to get extra control and consistency. In fact, if you measured your Driver shaft and compared it to Tiger Woods, I bet you'd get a shock.


The shaft on Tiger's Driver was recently measured at 43˝" while almost every amateur will be playing with a 45" shaft on their Driver.

 

Swing Thoughts

I don't know about you but I find swing thoughts help me concentrate and play more consistently. You can look at some examples that i've jotted down here 

 

Bill Gates vs General Motors

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill ' s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics :

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........Twice a day.

2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.

PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

Golf Shot Nicknames

A Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Simon Cowell – needs to be hit really hard

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Cuban - needs another revolution

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

A Kate Moss - bit thin

A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

A Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs

An Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went, except you

A Ken Livingstone - quite far left

A Jean-Marie Le Pen - a long way right

A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

An elephant's arse - high and it stinks

A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A circus tent - a big top

A tit-sucker – opens up the hole nicely

An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target

A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

 

 

 

 

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