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Sally Gunnell - not pretty but a good runner
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Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
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Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
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Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer
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Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
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Simon Cowell – needs to be hit really hard
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Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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Cuban - needs another revolution
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Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
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Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
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Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
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Kate Moss - bit thin
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Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
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Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water
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Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
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Rodney King - over-clubbed
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O. J. Simpson - got away with it
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Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
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Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
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Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
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Robin Cook - just died on the hill
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Douglas Bader - looked good in the air, but didn't have the legs
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Arsene Wenger - everyone saw where it went, except you
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Ken Livingstone - quite far left
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Jean-Marie Le Pen - a long way right
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Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
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elephant's arse - high and it stinks
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condom - safe but didn't feel real good
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circus tent - a big top
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tit-sucker – opens up the hole nicely
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Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
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Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
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Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target
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sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be